IN 830 BC, MOMMA TAMMY NIXON DID SINS TO SON TIMOTHY. “MOM, MAY I HATH A COOKIE?” “OH, MY MOUTHY SON, WHY HATH I COOKED DICED ONIONS WITH CHOICE HAM, SIX IODIDE IONS IN TOT., ECO UMAMI DOOKIE?” “UHM. OK. WOW.” TIMOTHY DID HOOT. HIS MOMMY CHIDED, “HATH THOU CHECKED THY CHECKBOOK?” “WHAT A HECK? … Continue reading CHECKBOX