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Antomaton

Anton Hoyer — Wed, 25 Mar 2026 20:00:00 +0000

This project was intended as a code snippet for my landing page but eventually became the entire site. The latter formerly featured a list of my interests, which felt a bit plain to me, given the exposure; that it shamelessly listed several private interests of mine, such as ASMR, parenting, or politics, did not help […]

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Effervescence

Anton Hoyer — Wed, 11 Feb 2026 20:00:00 +0000

Penner’s pretext: We’d’ve preferred the present/perfect tense, plenty letters except “E” et “Y” & plenty “Q” terms except “QWERTY” et “Q’d.” Nevertheless, these sentences were penned w/verve, hence the endless between-references where we erred. Never merely seek the expected, yet be perplexed, test thy self-exerted tenets, then tweet cheesy/lewd excerpts, eh?—Kelly Greendell Remember the week […]

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Abram 2 Zachary

Anton Hoyer — Fri, 01 Aug 2025 20:00:00 +0000

🐋 Aubrey’s body cannot decay extraterrestrially; fucking ground hogs — I’m joking — key locations match not “our perpetrator’s questionable reasoning”; savor the unemployment, Vegas wins; xoxo, your Zachary. 🐧 Amiable brother! Canadian Deutsch, “einem frère geht’s how?” I juggle knowledge, language mostly now… onto promising quests ’round summerly Texas, Us versus We? Xenophonely yours, […]

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Arcturus: Not a Cipher

Anton Hoyer — Sun, 27 Jul 2025 20:00:00 +0000

Introduction If you are into cryptology like me you probably agree that ciphers and codes become a lot more intriguing if their authors are infamous. The best-known examples are the letters sent to press and police between 1969 and 1970 by the Zodiac Killer. Even though the chances of actually decoding these ciphers are slim, […]

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WordLoom

Anton Hoyer — Wed, 11 Jun 2025 20:00:00 +0000

The idea for this project originated when I saw an elderly person on the train solving a word search puzzle. Not that I am into this kind of time killer, but I immediately asked myself how these puzzles could be created automatically with maximum word density. And when I say maximum, I mean, how to […]

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Babaism

Anton Hoyer — Wed, 15 Nov 2023 20:00:00 +0000

Technically speaking, this project is not purely cryptographic as it was developed to produce experimental poetry. However, the final result could be considered a mild computer virus, so I placed it under science instead of literature. In a nutshell, Babaism is an algorithm that goes over an existing text and replaces words with similar looking […]

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The Foo Bar

Anton Hoyer — Sun, 02 Jul 2023 20:00:00 +0000

www.mit.edu/net/app/PhD/src/?doc=the-foo-bar.php ACT ONE (Dan Foo ran the Foo Bar ((one dim inn/pub off Elm Ave, San Ely, USA)) for all sad men who set out and did ask him for aid and alc.) Ole Cox: Hey Dan, how are you? Dan Foo: Yoo-hoo, old Ole Cox. All zen, why ask? And you? Ole Cox: Not […]

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Oatcrusher and Old Evil

Anton Hoyer — Sun, 25 Jun 2023 20:00:00 +0000

Edelberth Askalot, acclaimed author of academic articles “Immunoelectrophoresis – An Unmitigated Account of Agarose, Immunoglobulins, and Other Intratesticular Antibodies” or “Among Oligodeoxyribonucleotides – Amplification of Undersized and Understudied Antisense Oligomers,” ultimately issued an eye-opening eBook, ostensibly insulting all of academia and altogether abandoning it. Advertised as an “epochal anthology of uncompared intellectualism and undetermined outcome,” […]

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Abracadabra

Anton Hoyer — Sun, 21 May 2023 20:00:00 +0000

Grand Khan was Amar Amgalanbaatar, a bald tyrant and Tartar war hawk. Amgalanbaatar’s clan and dynasty sprang a branch by Khan Anand Amgalanbaatar (aka Mad Khan), Amar’s dad. All starts at a vast land far, far away (aka Tartarstan ((Kazakhstan’s ally))). As a lad, Amar has chalk and canvas as a scratchpad and graphs war […]

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Successfulness

Anton Hoyer — Wed, 17 May 2023 20:00:00 +0000

Statistically, intelligence, keenness, opportunity, commitment, good connections & irredeemable lawlessness all guarantee success eventually. Nevertheless, originally cheerful cheerleaders Jenniffer, Jeannette, Merritt, Carroll & Colleen smelled moot efforts & worried excessively. Skinny, partially undressed (topless) schoolgirls stripping frantically & inappropriately between possessive, eccentric millionaires, suggestively offering pillowy boobs, freeing smallish cherry-blossom nipples, belly buttons & expressing […]

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DEC0D1F1ED

Anton Hoyer — Thu, 13 Apr 2023 20:00:00 +0000

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CHECKBOX

Anton Hoyer — Mon, 23 Jan 2023 20:00:00 +0000

IN 830 BC, MOMMA TAMMY NIXON DID SINS TO SON TIMOTHY. “MOM, MAY I HATH A COOKIE?” “OH, MY MOUTHY SON, WHY HATH I COOKED DICED ONIONS WITH CHOICE HAM, SIX IODIDE IONS IN TOT., ECO UMAMI DOOKIE?” “UHM. OK. WOW.” TIMOTHY DID HOOT. HIS MOMMY CHIDED, “HATH THOU CHECKED THY CHECKBOOK?” “WHAT A HECK? […]

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The End

Anton Hoyer — Sat, 28 May 2022 20:00:00 +0000

“It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine)” plays on tape, but I’m good as deaf and can’t think of so much as the band’s name right now. This is the end, and I know it, yet I don’t feel fine at all. Why, you may ask, so let […]

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Dermatoglyphics

Anton Hoyer — Tue, 17 May 2022 20:00:00 +0000

To my dear friend Sgt. Breinholt, in spite of this document being comprised only of isogram words, not one palindrome other than “I,” “a,” and “Anna,” but instead of obscure polycentrism, a universal lack of importance, and at least one honest mistake (the forcible rape clause), I truly hope you find it pleasuring, for I […]

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BAD WISH

Anton Hoyer — Sat, 22 Jan 2022 20:00:00 +0000

“BAD WISH” is a concept album with seven distinct features: For the first time, I understood that when producing music, less actually is more. This meant that I reduced the number of audio tracks per song to about 13, for the most part using only one guitar and one synth. Whereas my previous albums almost […]

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Anima X

Anton Hoyer — Tue, 07 Sep 2021 20:00:00 +0000

With some 137+ days of development and 28,000 hand-typed lines of Python code, my text adventure game Anima X is one of the biggest projects I ever worked on, be it privately or professionally. While the final product turned out far from perfect, it taught me a lesson in persistence and object-oriented programming. All begun […]

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Spoonfeed

Anton Hoyer — Sun, 11 Jul 2021 20:00:00 +0000

I, PFC Ronnie Todd von Woolfe Sr. (né Poole), rooked me wife Hedda Poole (née von Woolfe) on treed Tonga. She trolled me, spied on Yulia-Yvonne, me one, me yoni, me sole toffee, a wee Pole. See, on spooked Tonga, Yulia-Yvonne ’n’ I fed on yolk, we sponged a tonne of tonic Pommie tea, some […]

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PN Trajectory

Anton Hoyer — Tue, 15 Jun 2021 20:00:00 +0000

“PN Trajectory,” with “PN” standing for “polynomial,” is an educational game designed to alleviate anxiety in people who view math as their adversary ever since numbers were replaced by letters. Specifically, as a player, you control a cannon and need to shoot at a target, which strangely resembles the Royal Air Force roundel. The challenge: […]

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Aegilops

Anton Hoyer — Sun, 02 May 2021 20:00:00 +0000

I, Mr. Morty Fitz Addis, adept cox, dotty civvy, or bossy goop, agist my forty beefs not by a dry moor. A deek at mossy, copsy firs or aegilops, all my choosy beefs go in loops, moo at any ox or cow in a moot effort, or go do foxy biz, copy deers, alloy for […]

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She’s Suspiring

Anton Hoyer — Tue, 28 Apr 2020 20:00:00 +0000

The circumstances surrounding the production of the album “She’s Suspiring” are largely unknown. However, certain facts or at least partial certainties can be gleaned from the interview transcript provided below. Additionally, one particular grandmother commented, “To me, the songs all sound the same. Something for young people.” From that I take, that old people don’t […]

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She’s Respiring

Anton Hoyer — Thu, 13 Sep 2018 20:00:00 +0000

The precise circumstances surrounding the production of the album “She’s Respiring” are unknown. However, certain facts or at least partial certainties can be gleaned from the FQA provided below. Tracklist01 ⋅ Album Loading ⋅ 1:3002 ⋅ Bloody Type (Lichtspielhaus) ⋅ 4:1003 ⋅ Enticeress [feat. Córka] ⋅ 6:1504 ⋅ Hercules ⋅ 3:2305 ⋅ I’m in Love […]

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She’s Conspiring

Anton Hoyer — Thu, 02 Feb 2017 20:00:00 +0000

Many of the circumstances surrounding the production of the album “She’s Conspiring” are unknown. However, certain facts or at least partial certainties can be gleaned from the interview posted below. Additionally, an early track list from October 10, 2016, has recently been unearthed. It features six tracks that cannot be found on the final album, […]

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She’s Aspiring

Anton Hoyer — Fri, 22 Apr 2016 20:00:00 +0000

The exact circumstances surrounding the production of the album “She’s Suspiring” are largely unknown. However, certain facts or at least partial certainties can be gleaned from the interview provided below. Tracklist01 ⋅ After the Low ⋅ 2:5002 ⋅ From Me to You ⋅ 5:2003 ⋅ Good Bloom ⋅ 3:3004 ⋅ I Fray ⋅ 4:1005 ⋅ […]

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She’s Expiring

Anton Hoyer — Tue, 17 Nov 2015 20:00:00 +0000

Few facts are known surrounding the production of the album “She’s Expiring”. However, some things can be learned from the interview provided below. Tracklist01 ⋅ A Usual End ⋅ 2:1002 ⋅ Carry the Flame ⋅ 3:0003 ⋅ Decay (Is Eternity) ⋅ 4:4004 ⋅ Don’t Let the Anger ⋅ 3:5905 ⋅ Hole in Me ⋅ 3:3306 […]

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She’s Inspiring

Anton Hoyer — Sun, 03 Aug 2014 20:00:00 +0000

Almost nothing is known regarding the production of the album “She’s Inspiring.” However, some things can be learned from the interview below. Tracklist01 ⋅ Always ⋅ 2:1102 ⋅ ATCV ⋅ 3:5403 ⋅ Burning for the Host Tonight ⋅ 3:2704 ⋅ Drawback (of My Lucky Love) ⋅ 2:5005 ⋅ Heart’s Still Beating ⋅ 3:0006 ⋅ Hopeful […]

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