writing Archives - Anton Hoyer https://antonhoyer.com/tag/writing/ Nerdy creations with numbers, words, sounds, and pixels Thu, 09 Apr 2026 20:54:50 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://antonhoyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/cropped-baboon-lightbulb-512px-32x32.png writing Archives - Anton Hoyer https://antonhoyer.com/tag/writing/ 32 32 Effervescence https://antonhoyer.com/effervescence/ https://antonhoyer.com/effervescence/#respond Wed, 11 Feb 2026 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=2517 Penner’s pretext: We’d’ve preferred the present/perfect tense, plenty letters except “E” et “Y” & plenty “Q” terms except “QWERTY” et “Q’d.” Nevertheless, these sentences were penned w/verve, hence the endless between-references where we erred. Never merely seek the expected, yet be perplexed, test thy self-exerted tenets, then tweet cheesy/lewd excerpts, eh?—Kelly Greendell Remember the week […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/effervescence/feed/ 0 Abram 2 Zachary https://antonhoyer.com/abram-2-zachary/ https://antonhoyer.com/abram-2-zachary/#respond Fri, 01 Aug 2025 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=2281 🐋 Aubrey’s body cannot decay extraterrestrially; fucking ground hogs — I’m joking — key locations match not “our perpetrator’s questionable reasoning”; savor the unemployment, Vegas wins; xoxo, your Zachary. 🐧 Amiable brother! Canadian Deutsch, “einem frère geht’s how?” I juggle knowledge, language mostly now… onto promising quests ’round summerly Texas, Us versus We? Xenophonely yours, […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/abram-2-zachary/feed/ 0 Brand Name Generator https://antonhoyer.com/brand-name-generator/ https://antonhoyer.com/brand-name-generator/#respond Sun, 08 Sep 2024 18:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=1869 I named this little project “Brand Name Generator” because I figured it would be closest to what you might search on Google. However, it can be used to generate all kinds of artificial words for various purposes, especially online pseudonyms (which, admittedly, might be considered brands as well). Feel free to get creative with the […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/brand-name-generator/feed/ 0 Fantasy Name Generator https://antonhoyer.com/fantasy-name-generator/ https://antonhoyer.com/fantasy-name-generator/#respond Sat, 01 Jun 2024 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=1591 My sister said she was struggling to find character names for her visual novel. Luckily, I had recently developed an algorithm called Babaism that creates artificial words and uses them to corrupt existing texts. Hence, it was a no-brainer to tune it a little, feed it some first names, and use it to generate names […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/fantasy-name-generator/feed/ 0 The Foo Bar https://antonhoyer.com/the-foo-bar/ https://antonhoyer.com/the-foo-bar/#respond Sun, 02 Jul 2023 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=82 www.mit.edu/net/app/PhD/src/?doc=the-foo-bar.php ACT ONE (Dan Foo ran the Foo Bar ((one dim inn/pub off Elm Ave, San Ely, USA)) for all sad men who set out and did ask him for aid and alc.) Ole Cox: Hey Dan, how are you? Dan Foo: Yoo-hoo, old Ole Cox. All zen, why ask? And you? Ole Cox: Not […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/the-foo-bar/feed/ 0 Oatcrusher and Old Evil https://antonhoyer.com/oatcrusher-and-old-evil/ https://antonhoyer.com/oatcrusher-and-old-evil/#respond Sun, 25 Jun 2023 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=87 Edelberth Askalot, acclaimed author of academic articles “Immunoelectrophoresis – An Unmitigated Account of Agarose, Immunoglobulins, and Other Intratesticular Antibodies” or “Among Oligodeoxyribonucleotides – Amplification of Undersized and Understudied Antisense Oligomers,” ultimately issued an eye-opening eBook, ostensibly insulting all of academia and altogether abandoning it. Advertised as an “epochal anthology of uncompared intellectualism and undetermined outcome,” […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/oatcrusher-and-old-evil/feed/ 0 Abracadabra https://antonhoyer.com/abracadabra/ https://antonhoyer.com/abracadabra/#comments Sun, 21 May 2023 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=79 Grand Khan was Amar Amgalanbaatar, a bald tyrant and Tartar war hawk. Amgalanbaatar’s clan and dynasty sprang a branch by Khan Anand Amgalanbaatar (aka Mad Khan), Amar’s dad. All starts at a vast land far, far away (aka Tartarstan ((Kazakhstan’s ally))). As a lad, Amar has chalk and canvas as a scratchpad and graphs war […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/abracadabra/feed/ 1 Successfulness https://antonhoyer.com/successfulness/ https://antonhoyer.com/successfulness/#respond Wed, 17 May 2023 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=77 Statistically, intelligence, keenness, opportunity, commitment, good connections & irredeemable lawlessness all guarantee success eventually. Nevertheless, originally cheerful cheerleaders Jenniffer, Jeannette, Merritt, Carroll & Colleen smelled moot efforts & worried excessively. Skinny, partially undressed (topless) schoolgirls stripping frantically & inappropriately between possessive, eccentric millionaires, sugges­tively offering pillowy boobs, freeing smallish cherry-blossom nipples, belly buttons & expressing […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/successfulness/feed/ 0 DEC0D1F1ED https://antonhoyer.com/dec0d1f1ed/ https://antonhoyer.com/dec0d1f1ed/#respond Thu, 13 Apr 2023 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=89 BE51DE5 B16 B00B1E5, 5AEED DEF0E 0F BA6DAD DE7E57ED 5CABBED A55E5. DECADE5 A60, 5AEED AC7ED A5 A FACE7ED BA55157, 1.E. B0A57ED A7 57ACCA70 0FFBEA75, F177ED 616-BA65 A7 022FE57, D16E57ED B16 D05A6E5 0F B002E, 70BACC0, C0CA, AC1D, D06F00D, FECE5 & A5BE5705 A7 EA5E, 5C0FFED A617A7ED BAD6E5 A7 6165 (“ACAB”), BEDDED 0B5E55ED & 7A7700ED BABE5 700. 5AEED D155ED […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/dec0d1f1ed/feed/ 0 CHECKBOX https://antonhoyer.com/checkbox/ https://antonhoyer.com/checkbox/#respond Mon, 23 Jan 2023 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=85 IN 830 BC, MOMMA TAMMY NIXON DID SINS TO SON TIMOTHY. “MOM, MAY I HATH A COOKIE?” “OH, MY MOUTHY SON, WHY HATH I COOKED DICED ONIONS WITH CHOICE HAM, SIX IODIDE IONS IN TOT., ECO UMAMI DOOKIE?” “UHM. OK. WOW.” TIMOTHY DID HOOT. HIS MOMMY CHIDED, “HATH THOU CHECKED THY CHECKBOOK?” “WHAT A HECK? […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/checkbox/feed/ 0 ICE 404 https://antonhoyer.com/ice-404/ https://antonhoyer.com/ice-404/#comments Tue, 30 Aug 2022 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=603 The idea for this simple text adventure game was conceived when I was on a business trip to the Stuttgart fairgrounds, as usual, relying on the services of Deutsche Bahn (DB). Truth be told, there has not been a single trip with DB that I can remember when everything went according to plan. It would […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/ice-404/feed/ 1 German Toponym Generator https://antonhoyer.com/german-toponym-generator/ https://antonhoyer.com/german-toponym-generator/#respond Sun, 12 Jun 2022 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=1929 This little script was my first attempt at a random word generator. I developed it for my Python text adventure game ICE 404, because what good would trains be if they did not connect fun places to travel to? As I wanted to create something humorous rather than a realistic simulation, I decided to generate […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/german-toponym-generator/feed/ 0 The End https://antonhoyer.com/the-end/ https://antonhoyer.com/the-end/#respond Sat, 28 May 2022 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=72 “It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine)” plays on tape, but I’m good as deaf and can’t think of so much as the band’s name right now. This is the end, and I know it, yet I don’t feel fine at all. Why, you may ask, so let […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/the-end/feed/ 0 Dermatoglyphics https://antonhoyer.com/dermatoglyphics/ https://antonhoyer.com/dermatoglyphics/#respond Tue, 17 May 2022 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=67 To my dear friend Sgt. Breinholt, in spite of this document being comprised only of isogram words, not one palindrome other than “I,” “a,” and “Anna,” but instead of obscure polycentrism, a universal lack of importance, and at least one honest mistake (the forcible rape clause), I truly hope you find it pleasuring, for I […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/dermatoglyphics/feed/ 0 Anima X https://antonhoyer.com/anima-x/ https://antonhoyer.com/anima-x/#comments Tue, 07 Sep 2021 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=485 With some 137+ days of development and 28,000 hand-typed lines of Python code, my text adventure game Anima X is one of the biggest projects I ever worked on, be it privately or professionally. While the final product turned out far from perfect, it taught me a lesson in persistence and object-oriented programming. All begun […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/anima-x/feed/ 2 Spoonfeed https://antonhoyer.com/spoonfeed/ https://antonhoyer.com/spoonfeed/#respond Sun, 11 Jul 2021 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=50 I, PFC Ronnie Todd von Woolfe Sr. (né Poole), rooked me wife Hedda Poole (née von Woolfe) on treed Tonga. She trolled me, spied on Yulia-Yvonne, me one, me yoni, me sole toffee, a wee Pole. See, on spooked Tonga, Yulia-Yvonne ’n’ I fed on yolk, we sponged a tonne of tonic Pommie tea, some […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/spoonfeed/feed/ 0 Aegilops https://antonhoyer.com/aegilops/ https://antonhoyer.com/aegilops/#respond Sun, 02 May 2021 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=43 I, Mr. Morty Fitz Addis, adept cox, dotty civvy, or bossy goop, agist my forty beefs not by a dry moor. A deek at mossy, copsy firs or aegilops, all my choosy beefs go in loops, moo at any ox or cow in a moot effort, or go do foxy biz, copy deers, alloy for […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/aegilops/feed/ 0 Reinhard Hoyer https://antonhoyer.com/reinhard-hoyer/ https://antonhoyer.com/reinhard-hoyer/#respond Sat, 24 Apr 2021 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=63 O Herr in der Hœhe, hindere die niederen Inder an der Ehe, næhe ihre Haare, Hoden oder Harnrœhren aneinander, dann drohe den Narren oder erhœhe die Ordinæren. Ehe Noah oder Ariadne einen Ahornhain in Andorra roden, renne einher oder hernieder, dœrre Æhren, die Hirnrinde einer Indo-Arierin, ihr Innenohr oder ihre Nieren, diniere in der Næhe […]

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