explicit Archives - Anton Hoyer https://antonhoyer.com/tag/explicit/ Nerdy creations with numbers, words, sounds, and pixels Sun, 15 Mar 2026 12:34:57 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://antonhoyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/cropped-baboon-lightbulb-512px-32x32.png explicit Archives - Anton Hoyer https://antonhoyer.com/tag/explicit/ 32 32 Effervescence https://antonhoyer.com/effervescence/ https://antonhoyer.com/effervescence/#respond Wed, 11 Feb 2026 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=2517 Penner’s pretext: We’d’ve preferred the present/perfect tense, plenty letters except “E” et “Y” & plenty “Q” terms except “QWERTY” et “Q’d.” Nevertheless, these sentences were penned w/verve, hence the endless between-references where we erred. Never merely seek the expected, yet be perplexed, test thy self-exerted tenets, then tweet cheesy/lewd excerpts, eh?—Kelly Greendell Remember the week […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/effervescence/feed/ 0 Abram 2 Zachary https://antonhoyer.com/abram-2-zachary/ https://antonhoyer.com/abram-2-zachary/#respond Fri, 01 Aug 2025 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=2281 🐋 Aubrey’s body cannot decay extraterrestrially; fucking ground hogs — I’m joking — key locations match not “our perpetrator’s questionable reasoning”; savor the unemployment, Vegas wins; xoxo, your Zachary. 🐧 Amiable brother! Canadian Deutsch, “einem frère geht’s how?” I juggle knowledge, language mostly now… onto promising quests ’round summerly Texas, Us versus We? Xenophonely yours, […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/abram-2-zachary/feed/ 0 The Foo Bar https://antonhoyer.com/the-foo-bar/ https://antonhoyer.com/the-foo-bar/#respond Sun, 02 Jul 2023 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=82 www.mit.edu/net/app/PhD/src/?doc=the-foo-bar.php ACT ONE (Dan Foo ran the Foo Bar ((one dim inn/pub off Elm Ave, San Ely, USA)) for all sad men who set out and did ask him for aid and alc.) Ole Cox: Hey Dan, how are you? Dan Foo: Yoo-hoo, old Ole Cox. All zen, why ask? And you? Ole Cox: Not […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/the-foo-bar/feed/ 0 Successfulness https://antonhoyer.com/successfulness/ https://antonhoyer.com/successfulness/#respond Wed, 17 May 2023 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=77 Statistically, intelligence, keenness, opportunity, commitment, good connections & irredeemable lawlessness all guarantee success eventually. Nevertheless, originally cheerful cheerleaders Jenniffer, Jeannette, Merritt, Carroll & Colleen smelled moot efforts & worried excessively. Skinny, partially undressed (topless) schoolgirls stripping frantically & inappropriately between possessive, eccentric millionaires, sugges­tively offering pillowy boobs, freeing smallish cherry-blossom nipples, belly buttons & expressing […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/successfulness/feed/ 0 CHECKBOX https://antonhoyer.com/checkbox/ https://antonhoyer.com/checkbox/#respond Mon, 23 Jan 2023 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=85 IN 830 BC, MOMMA TAMMY NIXON DID SINS TO SON TIMOTHY. “MOM, MAY I HATH A COOKIE?” “OH, MY MOUTHY SON, WHY HATH I COOKED DICED ONIONS WITH CHOICE HAM, SIX IODIDE IONS IN TOT., ECO UMAMI DOOKIE?” “UHM. OK. WOW.” TIMOTHY DID HOOT. HIS MOMMY CHIDED, “HATH THOU CHECKED THY CHECKBOOK?” “WHAT A HECK? […]

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]]> https://antonhoyer.com/checkbox/feed/ 0 The End https://antonhoyer.com/the-end/ https://antonhoyer.com/the-end/#respond Sat, 28 May 2022 20:00:00 +0000 https://antonhoyer.com/?p=72 “It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine)” plays on tape, but I’m good as deaf and can’t think of so much as the band’s name right now. This is the end, and I know it, yet I don’t feel fine at all. Why, you may ask, so let […]

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