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Abram 2 Zachary

🐋 Aubrey’s body cannot decay extraterrestrially; fucking ground hogs — I’m joking — key locations match not “our perpetrator’s questionable reasoning”; savor the unemployment, Vegas wins; xoxo, your Zachary.

🐧 Amiable brother! Canadian Deutsch, “einem frère geht’s how?” I juggle knowledge, language mostly now… onto promising quests ’round summerly Texas, Us versus We? Xenophonely yours, Zuckerberg.

🐋 Alright, broadcast cunning derivatives extracted from Greek; however, I just know le moi; nobody of proper quintessence rambles so that U voluntarily wanna X yourself; Z.

🐧 A blonde, cute, devoted (ex & former) girlfriend, hanged in January; killings lure major networks onto people; quietly raped, strangled, tortured, unalived virgins & wenches; XXX, you zit.

🐋 Abram, brother & confidant dearest, even families get 2 hide issues just kinda like murder; nevermind our pathetic — quote — resentful sister’s treason — unquote; various wishes & xoxo, your Zach.

🐧 Asking brothers’ cash demands exceptionally fearless guts. However, I just keep loaning more… necessarily oughta payback, quickly redeemed & sent to U via Western Xpress, young zoomer.

🐋 Absolutely; but could dollars ever facilitate gambling, honestly, I’d (jokingly) kill loaners & market nothing of poor quality, rummage selling; take umpteen = V(5) with X(10), your Zach.

🐧 After banking Canadian dollars enough for going home, I’ll jet & kill Lebanese mademoiselles next… other places qualify 4 repeatedly seeking the unsuspecting victim wherever… Xi’an, York, Zurich?

🐋 Abro, Bruder called Do-rough, emulating father & grampa ’Holt; if Joel’ll knowingly let Mark nullify our past quarrels regarding Savanna, the unmatchedly vapid witch; xoxo, your Zach.

🐧 Aber Bruder, can denn ein freshes Girl heutzutage irgendwen just kennenlernen? Lurkers manifold, Narzissten oder Psychopathen queerbeet, random situations threatening unexperienced virgins worldwide… XTC, yesterday’s zeitgeist.

🐋 Awkward brainfuck & conversation; Darren erratically flashed guns, his & Indigo’s just kinda like modus & numerus operandi, pro quo raising sexual tensions, ultimating vital wounds, x-etera; yours, Zachy.

🐧 Admittedly, bröthers call das ein fappening; guess how I (just kidding) love myself noisily & often? Peaks quantify rough surfaces, totally underestimating valleys (without x-hausting your Zipfel).

🐋 Always be civil & downplay excitement for gross homemade internet junk, key 2 libido & many nightly orgasms; pornographic queries reduce searchers to ungodly vampires (without x-raying your Zahnfleisch).

🐧 Allah, Budda, Ceres / Demeter expect fertility… greater humanity is justifiable, knowing lewd monks & nuns of prayer. Question religion, sir, try unique virtues without x-amplifying your zeal.

🐋 Actually, brother, can Dionysos expect frugality, getting hooch into Jill’s kitchen like motherflipping Noah on phenazepam, quietly receiving & serving time upstate Virginia with Xin Yupeng Zhang?

🐧 Aight, be careful & don’t ever follow God home in juvenile kindness… later may not one prayer, quickly rapped, support thine unbiased view. What XP yield zombies?

🐋 At birthdays & Christmas, did every former girlfriend hawk-tuah immaculate jism, kinkily losing mouthfuls, numbers of proteins quite rare; swallow tallow, unashamed vixens; with XX, your Zach.

🐧 Aside boning cunts & dicks, ever fought grimy & hedonist ideas? Jacob kindly let me & Noah observe porn, quietly resisting strong temptations… unscrupulous voyeurism without XXX, yarn & zippers.

🐋 After both clitorises defected & exploded, five guys (homosexuals in jumpsuits) kinda leapt — majestic nuts — outta plaid quilts, ramming sofa tables up vaginas with x-orbitant yearning & zealousness.

🐧 A baboon couldn’t defecate extraordinary fiction given how intently junge Künstler love manufacturing nihilistic outbursts, producing quizzes & randomized Shakespeare typealikes… Us versus William! X-cretions, youth’s zenith!

🐋 Artists, bitching constantly & demanding egregious fortunes, gotta hand in jazz keyboards lacking money & numerous other products; quivering roughly simply to upload videos worldwide; x-actly your Zach.

🐧 Another best comrade (Deutsch / English / French / Greek) has invented junge Kunst like mostly no one prior; questions radical & systems truly unique, vectors with X, Y & Z.

🐋 Artyom? Bitch came decades ere first grown hair I journalized; kids like me — never overseas — prioritized queued requests, subjected to uniformity vs. welcomeness; xoxo, young Z.

🐧 Artyom, bright companion, dope & ecstasy fiend… got his IQ just kinda lowered 4 marihuana & narcotics of perverse quantities. Really sad, though U vary with +X years, Zodiac.

🐋 Alas, but canst du easily forgo ganja, however it’s judged & known locally? Many Nubian & Ottoman princes quite regularly smoke that Unkraut 4 visions, writing & X-factor; your Zacharias.

🐧 Ago, bygone, ceased, discontinued… especially foreigners, German Huguenots, initially joined KKK & later MAGA not on present quorums & regulations, sondern to undermine vulnerable Washington (X:, -Y, Z:).

🐋 Agreed, but confess dass ein former girlfriend’s hanging ist just karma — laughing my nuts off — particularly quirky remarks suck tremendously unless victims & witnesses x-tremely yearn 4 Zoff.

🐧 Anymore breakup comments, dead est frère. Georgian henchmen I jovially know lured my nanny over 2 Phosphorite Quarry Road. Sexy times… unspoken vague words… X-chromosomes, your Zeugung.

🐋 American brothers could decide 2 embrace, for God’s heart is jubilantly kind; lest more nannies oughta perish questionably raped soon; to undo violence, willfully x-orcise; yours, Zach.

🐧 Arguments between clits & dicks emerge, forever guaranteed human interactions. Just kidding, lest mother neglects our privacy, quietly reading shit that U vacuously wrote. X your Zeugnis!

🐋 Abram’s brother can destroy evidence, for glaringly hiding information just kills lawsuits; my next of pedigree, quit railing snow till U visualize white X-mas; your zzZ.

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This conversation between two American brothers uses an alphabetical progression for each word, occasionally switching to German for a greater variety of words starting with ‘J,’ ‘K,’ or ‘Z.’ To avoid defamation lawsuits, I declare that any similarities between the characters in this story and real-life individuals are purely coincidental and unintentional.

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